Folio V • The First Law of the Table: Zero Grease Upon the Maps

THE LARDER & QUARTERMASTER’S VAULT

Every dish emerging from our kitchen and every artifact resting in our Gatehouse shop is crafted for the gaming table. Our bread is baked to hold stew without a bowl, our meats and cheeses are cured for clean fingers over painted miniatures, and our timber vaults are milled from trees fallen within our own forty acres.

The Wayfarer's Ploughman Trencher & Still-Room Flagons at The Warden's Rest
⚜ FARM-TO-TRENCHER HOSPITALITY • ARTISAN SOURDOUGH, CARNIOLAN HONEYCOMB & SMALL-BATCH SHRUBS ⚜
THE GRAND TABLE FEAST • $64

PLOUGHMAN’S TRENCHER

Designed to feed a questing party of four to six. Crusty sourdough boule paired with aged regional cheddars, cured meats, estate-pickled root vegetables, farm eggs, and raw honeycomb from our own Carniolan apiary.

ONE-HANDED CAMPAIGN FARE • $16

HEARTH-BAKED PASTIES

Crimped golden pastry filled with slow-braised local pork or grass-fed beef, roasted root vegetables, and woodland rosemary—baked dry to the touch so your dice and character sheets remain spotless.

WARMTH FOR WET BOOTS • $17

WARDEN’S POTTAGE BOWL

Rich, slow-simmered seasonal root-and-herb stew ladled piping hot inside a hollowed sourdough trencher loaf, served with a carved horn spoon beside the fire.

THE APIARY POUR • $9

STILL-ROOM HONEY SHRUBS

Cold spring water sparkling over small-batch botanical cordials—crafted from our estate honey, wild Oregon blackberry, culinary lavender, and fiery ginger vinegar in heavy stoneware flagons.

SHARED TABLE VESSEL • $20

COPPER KETTLE WASSAIL

A steaming copper kettle for the center of your table, steeped with mulled Willamette Valley orchard cider, spiced metheglin herbal tea, or dark roasted barley-chicory brew.

BOTTLES FOR THE ROAD • $26

WAX-DIPPED ELIXIR FLASKS

Carry the flavor of the greenwood back to your home table. Heavy glass apothecary flasks filled with our signature honey-shrub syrups and sealed in Tudor oxblood wax.

ESTATE TIMBER CRAFT • $58

BARONIAL OAK DICE VAULT

Milled from storm-fallen estate oak and walnut, hand-rubbed with our own beeswax polish, and lined in natural walnut-dyed wool felt to guard your finest polyhedral sets.

HEIRLOOM DRINKWARE • $54

STONEWARE TANKARD

Hand-thrown on a potter’s wheel in the Willamette Valley and stamped with the Lantern & Key seal. Every bearer receives a steward’s discount on Still-Room pours whenever they return.

GUILD & HOBBY SUPPLIES • MSRP

THE QUARTERMASTER SHOP

Our Gatehouse shelves stock hand-dipped Carniolan beeswax tapers, cotton-rag map scrolls, and official tabletop releases from the realm’s premier RPG and miniature studios.